March 2011
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Note to self: I must learn how to make my own chai lattes. They are abSOlutely delicious.
Rubik's Cube
Lay: Risa, this Rubik's cube is gonna bug me until I solve it! Why'd you bring it?!
Risa: A) It gives me something to do when I'm procrastinating, and B) it was a Christmas gift.
Kate: That's a horrible Christmas gift.
Risa: Yeah, the guy told me to "not to hurt myself, kid."
Lay: Is this that Bobby guy?
Risa: Haha! NO.
Kate: Well, that's awful!
Risa: Yeah, I'm not sure why I keep him around.
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Awkward Moment #462
Having a guy check you out, while you’re in mid-yawn, and liking what he sees.
Um. No. Gross.
I honestly don't know what's wrong with me.
I feel sad most of the time, and whenever I go out, I get absolutely depressed about everything. :(
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Awkward Moment #874
Asking strangers to fill out your survey (which you’ve poured your heart, soul, blood, sweat, and tears into) and then being told ‘no’.
Well, *insert expletive of choice here* you too!
AHH!
This 100 theme challenge is difficult!!! I only have 10 drabbles! D:
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“Hope is the thing with feathers that perches in the soul, and sings the tune...”
– Emily Dickinson
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“There is no privacy that cannot be penetrated. No secret can be kept in a...”
– Ralph Waldo Emerson
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“At this moment, there are 6,470,818,671 people in the world. Some are running...”
– Peyton Sawyer
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Irony, I guess?
I just had to give relationship advice.
I have never been in a relationship.
I am not qualified to give relationship advice.
Yet, what I said, made sense.
Weird.
Spring Break
Spring Break is effective NOW. Heck. Yes.
But, I’ll probably be lame and do homework tonight, and tomorrow, and until I’m done with it. *sigh*
At least I can rot my brain out with videogames when I go home. (:
^NERD
Why group projects...AUGH!
My parents always taught me that if you want shit done, you do it yourself. I don’t know why I maintain an optimistic sense of self that says otherwise, especially since I know that my parents are right.
I ask for one of my group members (there’s 3 of ‘em) to print out this coding manual, because I don’t have any print money left on my school account. Five and half...
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Dear God, me and my roommate are creepy.
Kate: Man, I hate how the new prospy just fell asleep on our futon! How are we supposed to watch the Walking Dead marathon now?
Deborah (on Skype): What?
Risa: *explains to her the problem*
Deborah: Go get a life!
Risa: Fine, I'll go walk outside in the DARK and get KIDNAPPED by a stranger, and then DIE.
Deborah: Oh, please. I'm sure Georgetown has more cows and sheep than men.
Kate: What could we do with cows and sheep?
Risa and Kate (in unison): We could go cowtipping!
