Note to self: I must learn how to make my own chai lattes. They are abSOlutely delicious.
Lay: Risa, this Rubik's cube is gonna bug me until I solve it! Why'd you bring it?!
Risa: A) It gives me something to do when I'm procrastinating, and B) it was a Christmas gift.
Kate: That's a horrible Christmas gift.
Risa: Yeah, the guy told me to "not to hurt myself, kid."
Lay: Is this that Bobby guy?
Risa: Haha! NO.
Kate: Well, that's awful!
Risa: Yeah, I'm not sure why I keep him around.
Awkward Moment #462
Having a guy check you out, while you’re in mid-yawn, and liking what he sees. Um. No. Gross.
I honestly don't know what's wrong with me.
I feel sad most of the time, and whenever I go out, I get absolutely depressed about everything. :(
Awkward Moment #874
Asking strangers to fill out your survey (which you’ve poured your heart, soul, blood, sweat, and tears into) and then being told ‘no’. Well, *insert expletive of choice here* you too!
This 100 theme challenge is difficult!!! I only have 10 drabbles! D:
Hope is the thing with feathers that perches in the soul, and sings the tune...– Emily Dickinson
There is no privacy that cannot be penetrated. No secret can be kept in a...– Ralph Waldo Emerson
At this moment, there are 6,470,818,671 people in the world. Some are running...– Peyton Sawyer
Irony, I guess?
I just had to give relationship advice. I have never been in a relationship. I am not qualified to give relationship advice. Yet, what I said, made sense. Weird.
Spring Break is effective NOW. Heck. Yes. But, I’ll probably be lame and do homework tonight, and tomorrow, and until I’m done with it. *sigh* At least I can rot my brain out with videogames when I go home. (: ^NERD
Why group projects...AUGH!
My parents always taught me that if you want shit done, you do it yourself. I don’t know why I maintain an optimistic sense of self that says otherwise, especially since I know that my parents are right. I ask for one of my group members (there’s 3 of ‘em) to print out this coding manual, because I don’t have any print money left on my school account. Five and half...
Dear God, me and my roommate are creepy.
Kate: Man, I hate how the new prospy just fell asleep on our futon! How are we supposed to watch the Walking Dead marathon now?
Deborah (on Skype): What?
Risa: *explains to her the problem*
Deborah: Go get a life!
Risa: Fine, I'll go walk outside in the DARK and get KIDNAPPED by a stranger, and then DIE.
Deborah: Oh, please. I'm sure Georgetown has more cows and sheep than men.
Kate: What could we do with cows and sheep?
Risa and Kate (in unison): We could go cowtipping!